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photos by: Oscar Rabeiro (c) 2009 Rabeiro Photography 754-CRE-8IVE | www.954Photos.com

 

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What trait do you like most about yourself? I’m pretty damn funny. I love to laugh and I can make you laugh too.

What traits do you dislike most about yourself? I’m kind of crazy sometimes. I think I scare people occasionally. I think it’s the age. I’m sure when I get older I’ll calm down a bit.

What is your best physical feature? I like my butt. It’s not too big, but it’s not too small.

How do you keep in such great shape? I eat healthy and work out. I do love carbs though. I can’t turn down pizza.

Do you have any pets? If so what kind? My roommate has two cats so I’ve kind of inherited them as my own. However I’m a dog person. None of those little rat dogs though. I love the big slobbering kind.

On what occasion do you think its okay to lie? It’s never ok to lie, unless someone wants you too. For instance when your friend asks “does my ass look fat today?” What are you supposed to say? Yeah it’s gross?

What is your idea of perfect happiness? When you are smiling and you don’t even realize it. It’s when you have a certain kind of inner peace. It makes you feel great about the world in general and you appreciate the little things in life a lot more.

What three things would you take with you to a deserted island? My iPhone, an endless supply of cheetos, and my vibrator.

If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? No regrets although maybe I wouldn’t have gotten my eyebrow pierced. It never closed up. I can still put it in if I felt like rocking it. If I had a dollar for every person who says “Do you have your eyebrow pierced?” I’d have a lot of dollars.

If you could spend one night with anyone in the world, who would it be and why? Possibly Brad Pitt. But only if Angelina could watch. That home wrecking skank.

What do find to be the sexiest thing about the opposite sex or same sex if that’s your thing? I like a man’s instinct to be protective. I think a man’s strength is sexy as hell.

How long have you been modeling? Literally about a week.

What got you into modeling? My roommate thought it would be fun to do a shoot at home. I figured what the hell. I might as well so that when my boobs are sagging to the floor I can say I used to be hot.

Three Words... Describe yourself... Funny. Crazy. Real.

What do you like and dislike about being a model? I don’t know if I would call myself a model.

Do you have any unfulfilled fantasies that you would like to share? Yes. Often when I’m doing cardio and listening to my iPod (mostly punk rock) I daydream that I’m this bad ass punk rock guitar chick who can play like Jimmy Hendrix. This is clearly a dream, as I can barely play a kazoo.

What is your favorite type of food? I love sweet plantains. I have a weakness for them.

Who are some of your role models? My mom (Cliché, I know but she’s awesome) and Larry David. He is the man…period.

How do you seduce a guy? I have little game. It usually involves vodka and some wittiness.

If you were an animal, what would you be? I’d be one of those crazy spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. I’d mace your face.

Some models say they feel sexy and even turned on when posing for the camera. Do you feel that way when posing? No. I feel awkward and not so hot. More like “what am I supposed to do with my face?”

What’s the worst pick-up line ever used on you? Some REALLY old greasy guy came up to me at a gas station and said “Rose is that you?” I said “No. That’s not my name.” He said “Oh sorry. You look just like this girl I went to high school with. How you doing?” I said “You’re old enough to fertilize my lawn with but I’m good. Thanks.”

What advice would you give to anyone trying to approach you? Unless you have something to say that’s going to make me laugh, then don’t bother. I love to make new friends but you’ve got to bring something to the table.

What Hollywood star would you want to share a steamy love scene with? Ashton Kutcher.

Who do you think has the best and worst body in the industry today? Best body goes to Brooke Burke. Three kids later and she is still looking amazing. Worst goes to that crack head Amy Winehouse.

What is your biggest fear? Flying. I absolutely hate it. Freaks me out!!! I cry like a baby every time. It probably scares everyone around me

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