If you have a cell phone that can’t send or receive text messages ….
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you’re still making car payments on a vehicle that is a 95 or below…
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you still have a portable CD player in your car…
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If Sega Dream cast is your newest game system….
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 25 and you still waking up at 5am to buy some damn Jordan’s! YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 30 and still selling weed for a living...
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 25 and still in the same bed room you was born in, and sleeping on a twin bed!
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you still use Binaca as a breath freshener…
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you still use the original T-Mobile sidekick phone…
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 21 and just got your ear pierced.
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 21 and you still pack Capri suns in your lunch…..
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 25 and are trying to grow braids.
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 25 and recently had a jungle punch with hot fries or funion potato chips….
YOU NEED TO STEP YA GAME UP!!
If you over 25 and you girlfriend is under 18, well……..Your ass going to jail lmao. STEP YA GAME UP!!